English Jokes

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 English Jokes


- Why did the bicycle fall over when it fell in love? 

- Because it got two-tired from all the sudden emotions wheeling around! 

Love can make you feel like you're on a roller coaster ride! 😄



- Why did the knight stop writing love letters to the princess?

- Because every time he got close, she drew another line in the moat!



- Why don't some couples go to the gym? 

- Because some relationships don't work out! 😄



- Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? 

- He didn't have the guts for a long-term commitment! 

Love can sometimes be quite bone-chilling! 😄



- Why did the beautiful woman join the orchestra?

- Because she knew she could string anyone along!



- Why did the politician start gardening?

- To practice planting seeds of doubt in their opponents' arguments!

- Why did the politician go to art class?

- Because he wanted to learn how to draw conclusions.



- Why do language learners always get lost?

- Because they can't find the right words.



- Why did the car break up with the road?

- It just couldn't handle the pressure?

- Because the road kept taking it for granite.



- Why don't students ever study in the jungle?

- Because there are too many cheetahs 🐆.

Love can make you feel like you're on a roller coaster ride!


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